To prove that the Fist-Touch is a highly complex manoeuvre to perform we sent two of our most experienced Fist-Touch contributors to the French Alps. Once they arrived at their alpine resort they set out to find unsuspecting members of the public and test exactly how much concentration was required to perform a standard four directional Fist-Touch.
I hope you find the resulting photo informative and much more importantly slightly amusing.
While engaging themselves in a day of pre-organised soccer viewing in a local public house two young opportunists were enticed into a few quick spins on the fruit machine. As with most of these spontaneous endeavours the few quick spins turned into a massive amount of spins and before they knew it they were involved in a full scale war of attrition with the machine. The minutes turned to hours and the pennies turned to pounds but then turned straight back into pennies once more. Then after nearly three hours of hard graft the seminal moment occurred, the reels were halted in the perfect sequences and the jackpot was won. As the sirens sounded and the quickly gathered crowd applauded the now boisterous gentlemen slyly Fist-Touched knowing the day was finally theirs.
A new year has begun and Fist-Touch Blog has celebrated this by going back to its roots. While visiting a cash point in Leicester Square we stumbled upon this fine eastern European gentleman who seemed to be resting his legs. In a terrible turn of events he had arrived at the Christmas fairground without enough money to ride the dodgems. Selflessly we decided to solve this gentleman’s dilemma by supplying him with a number of gold doubloons and silver escudos. He became so excited about the prospect of a laughter inducing evening of bumper car madness that he jumped in the air and grabbed a nearby strong looking man for a Fist-Touch.
This rising star in the Fist-Touching scene was preening himself for the big new years eve celebration, when he suddenly realised that the hour of midnight was already upon him. Worried that he would not see in the New Year with his customary Fist-Touch He resourcefully found a reflection of his own Fist and Touched it. All’s well that ends well.
